RE: Max's Posts

Hey this is a quick one just to tell you that Max has his own blog the site is: http://asmallcatinabigworld.blogspot.com/

Hope you enjoy.

Kane.x

A Small Cat in A Big World Episode 2

Right well since of the nice comments from you wonderful furless people, Kane has let me write another blog. (Yay power to the felines.) Anyways today I'm gonna talk about my new year resolutions, It might be a tad late but oh well.

Number 1: Come home and see the humans more, now this might sound stupid but I stay out till stupid hours. When me, Ceefer, Charlie and Bill hit the town theres no stopping us, we party llike a kitten on catnip and coffee. (Which is a great mix, I didn't tell you that.)

Number 2 : Lay off the liquid courage. Now i wouldn't say I'm an alcoholic but I like a little drink...ok a lot of drink, but can you blame me? But the other guys are just bad, I think. If I see the other guys soon I'l find out and maybe one day I might tell you a story of when I had one too many drinks, but only maybe.

Number 3: Try and control the primal instincts. One of the humans got a pet Rat or should I say Rats because there were two at first, and yes I killed one. Don't pull that face and judge me. I think I did the right thingbecause the first Rat escaped and the humans couldn't catch it, (inferior beings.) So in flys super cat Max to save day and get rid of the pest and I did a very good job if I don't say so myself.

So thats it for my new year resolutions, I like to know yours so leave a comment if you would.

Also if you think you know people who would enjoy this please spread the word.

Im off now time to get some nom noms bye.

Max. x

A Small Cat in A Big World

Well where to start kids I've been living in the Chesterfield area for a few years...oh im sorry excuse me where are my manners I'm Max I'm about 8 inches tall and 20 inches long and I am incredibly fury.

Not guessed what I am, well I'm a cat thats right, a cat writing a blog oh my god your thinking well Kane kindly wrote this for me but I gave him the material (not letting him take the credit) so I'm about to give you a account of my day a cats day.

So my day starts like yours dragging myself out of bed except my getting up time varys drastically. Why you ask? Quite simple I have a very active social life. Yes I bet your thinking cats have social lifes, what does he do go to the kitty club and get drunk on milk and vodka? No I don't sorry to dissapoint, you know the screaming noises outside at night thats me and my mates hanging out having a laugh.

After getting up I might hope I get some breakfast, now no offence to my owners but only two people seem to feed me. Kane and his mum and I'm very grateful for that. If I get a chance I'l go out and hunt a field mouse or a bird.

The hunt is one of my favourite past times, the thrill of the chase and the climax of the kill the things that make the hunt fun and entertaining. I know some people say "cats are cruel they torture their prey" blah de blah. Well I say bloody well sod off who the hell are you to judge me you don't even know me, god I hate stereotypes.

After hunting I might go and hang with the guys on the wall or I might hang with the girls eh eh (A cat has his needs). Or I might head back to the house. But theres one tiny, slight problem with that. What you ask?

The sodding humans make sit on that blasted outside windowcill for god damn ages and it drives me mad what did I do wrong? I don't know thats what. I can be sat on the things for 15 to 30 minutes, and I find it bloody unacceptable especially in the recent weather I nearly froze me knackers off yes, the crown jewels nearly froze but I got let in eventually, thank god.

And the last thing I do is curl up some where nice and warm and drift into the sweet land of nodd.

I would like to thank Kane for this opportunity and if you like this please leave a comment and I might give Kane some more material.

Anyways I hope you have a purfect day, toddles.

Addiction and Christmas Time

Now I havent wrote on this blog in a long time and I felt bad so I thought since its nearly Christmas I post something.

Now I dont know how many of you have actually made something, well thanks to an amazing person (Miss Watkin) I started making bracelets now that may sound a tad camp but oh well I dont care. Miss Watkin works in a wonderful bead shop and for two weeks running I have bought beads from said shop.

And made two bracelets which if I dont say so myself are quite awsome especially the one with the kitty bead. I must say its become something of an addiction, it gives you a geat feeling to see something you made and I recommend it to everyone who hasnt tried it.

Now to an important issue CHRISTMAS its one of my favourite times of the year not just because of the presents but the dinner, christmas dinner is amazing. My particular favourite is the mince pies there so tasty.

So I hope you all have a HAPPY CHRISTMAS :)

Cheerio

Work and a Beautiful Flower

Hi, over the last two weeks iv been doing work experience and il be honest with you when I first went I was shitting myself, I look back now and say why? It was great possibly two of the best weeks of my life so far. What made it so good was the people I think, Sam what a legend, drives like a maniac though, and what made these last two weeks even better was that I seen a beautiful flower and her names Lilly.

Some of you may have known my mum was due for a baby now il be honest I wasnt really that botherd but when I seen that little baby I was amazed, now I love all my siblings but when I seen that little baby I fell in love she is possibly the most beautiful thing iv ever seen, my adorable little sis Lilly.

Fight Club

Now i don't know if you know what fight club is so i'm gonna tell you. It started as a book then turned into a film, iv watched the film god knows how many times and i love it i might possibly be addicted but oh well, i bought the book today and so far its as good as the film.

What i like most about fight club is the idea and the message of the story, now i don't know if you have ever felt the urge just to have a fight with someone or just kick the living shit out of something, well the idea of this book where a group of friends get together and just batter each other its so simple but amazingly wonderful in a way (im reading this to myself and i sound like a psycho).

But now to get on to the message well what they try to get across is that us as a species are so obsessed with celbreties and the latest fashions or the cooliest gadgets that we get asorbed by it and numbed in a way that we don't care about anything else, but to get to the point the message is stop being consumers and i can't talk coz i love buying shit i don't need but if you could live a decent fun life without all of the materialistic shit we buy id give it a go and that leads us back to the fighting they do it coz its fun. Sorry for rambling on but i really wanted to write about it.

And if any of you are interested in starting a fight club please let me know, anyways im off now see ya.

First Cake

Today i made my first big cake, it took me two attempts the first one tasted a bit wierd but the second attempt came out fine and then i decorated it. It is the most random decoration ever...

... its the splatter cake i as like to call it but im pretty chuffed with it to say its my first try :)

Anyways im off now bye.