Addiction and Christmas Time

Now I havent wrote on this blog in a long time and I felt bad so I thought since its nearly Christmas I post something.

Now I dont know how many of you have actually made something, well thanks to an amazing person (Miss Watkin) I started making bracelets now that may sound a tad camp but oh well I dont care. Miss Watkin works in a wonderful bead shop and for two weeks running I have bought beads from said shop.

And made two bracelets which if I dont say so myself are quite awsome especially the one with the kitty bead. I must say its become something of an addiction, it gives you a geat feeling to see something you made and I recommend it to everyone who hasnt tried it.

Now to an important issue CHRISTMAS its one of my favourite times of the year not just because of the presents but the dinner, christmas dinner is amazing. My particular favourite is the mince pies there so tasty.

So I hope you all have a HAPPY CHRISTMAS :)

Cheerio

Work and a Beautiful Flower

Hi, over the last two weeks iv been doing work experience and il be honest with you when I first went I was shitting myself, I look back now and say why? It was great possibly two of the best weeks of my life so far. What made it so good was the people I think, Sam what a legend, drives like a maniac though, and what made these last two weeks even better was that I seen a beautiful flower and her names Lilly.

Some of you may have known my mum was due for a baby now il be honest I wasnt really that botherd but when I seen that little baby I was amazed, now I love all my siblings but when I seen that little baby I fell in love she is possibly the most beautiful thing iv ever seen, my adorable little sis Lilly.

Fight Club

Now i don't know if you know what fight club is so i'm gonna tell you. It started as a book then turned into a film, iv watched the film god knows how many times and i love it i might possibly be addicted but oh well, i bought the book today and so far its as good as the film.

What i like most about fight club is the idea and the message of the story, now i don't know if you have ever felt the urge just to have a fight with someone or just kick the living shit out of something, well the idea of this book where a group of friends get together and just batter each other its so simple but amazingly wonderful in a way (im reading this to myself and i sound like a psycho).

But now to get on to the message well what they try to get across is that us as a species are so obsessed with celbreties and the latest fashions or the cooliest gadgets that we get asorbed by it and numbed in a way that we don't care about anything else, but to get to the point the message is stop being consumers and i can't talk coz i love buying shit i don't need but if you could live a decent fun life without all of the materialistic shit we buy id give it a go and that leads us back to the fighting they do it coz its fun. Sorry for rambling on but i really wanted to write about it.

And if any of you are interested in starting a fight club please let me know, anyways im off now see ya.

First Cake

Today i made my first big cake, it took me two attempts the first one tasted a bit wierd but the second attempt came out fine and then i decorated it. It is the most random decoration ever...

... its the splatter cake i as like to call it but im pretty chuffed with it to say its my first try :)

Anyways im off now bye.

Muffins YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should of made this post ages ago but i couldnt find the lead to the camera, but i have now yay. Its just a couple of weeks ago i made theese amazing and a mean amzing muffins they were chocolate with orange and white chocolate chips...

as you can see they look amazing, they tasted better than the pictures look though but oh well, anyways il post later see ya. :)

Song Trouble

Well I play guitar for those of you who dont know and its been going fine, lots of fun and all but I have one problem I cant write lyrics and it pisses me off so much, I can put chords together that sound really nice but no matter how much I try I cant put lyrics to them so if any of you have any tips please let me know :)

Sorry

Sorry for not posting in a while just havent got round to it but anyways, easter was great got loads of creme eggs which are the best easter sweet in the world. The easter holidays were pretty average just stayed inside bashing buttons, but i went to town with my mates a couple of times, I also went out for my mums birthday and got pissed which was fun and me and my grandad had the longest game of snooker in the world and i went to meadowhall once and bought 3 streets albums which are freaking amazing.

Also in the holidays I went to Jaynes birthday party which was a laugh but I only knew the people from drama so it was a bit awkward, nathan the silly little boy didnt come and he missed out on a great time.

But to be honest I'm glad I'm back at school I missed everyone god I sound like a chick but oh well and schools been great so far playing bulldog everyone even though its quite violent its a laugh.

Anyways I'm off now toodles. I'l post soon

Yesterday

Right yesterday was pretty awsome. I went to my mates house and honestly his house is amazing, quite a few of us went we were practising for our school talent show thing, it was ok but the best bit was the basement.

I know it sounds a bit wierd but it was fun, when your with all your mates just having a laugh ,there was even a Leprocaun there. To be honest with you I'm surprised someone didnt get seriously hurt because the dark, a small room and some prats would obviously lead to an accident but it didn't.

I hope he dosen't read this but my mates sister is amazingly hot.lol. Another good bit about yesterday was this dodgy playstation 2 game, I'l be honest with you game consoles do rarely entertain me these days but this was a pretty good game and it was hilarious, honestly seeing a ragdoll man being thrown miles out of a car window is hilarious even if it is on a TV.

A Waste Day

I enjoy the half term like any sane teenager but some days bore the crap out of me, I live in a little village where there is nothing to do whatsoever. Yes you can go out and hang around with friends but where I live my friends are pretty much the opposite of me less savoury than normal people.

So when I'm not in town with my friends I can actually relate to, I sit at home doing nothing and I personally hate it. I call them 'Waste Days' they are when you basically just stay in the house doing nothing all day and it makes me feel pathetic, to be honest I enjoy keeping myself busy doing anything but recentley I have had nothing to do.

If you have any suggestions on something to do during the half term please say?

Cats

If you have ever had a cat you will know what wonderful and splendid creatures they are, apart from when they start ripping poor little innocent rodents and birds to pieces.

I personally love cats I have had many cats in my life so far but i have had two favourites. My first cat Lottie who was a beautiful creature that I adorded with all my heart and it killed me when I was forced to give her up.

My other cat I loved was Puppy I know a strange name for a cat but it was a godamm strange cat, I don't know if you have ever heard of a kind of cat called a rex they are nearly completely bald, barely any fur but she was beautiful. Me my family included all thought that Puppy wanted to be human she would open doors by jumping up and grabbing the door handle I personally thought it was hilarious .

But as with Lottie we had to get rid of Puppy I miss them both very much but life goes on. I have one cat left and hes called Max hes a nice cat as soft as a brush, but he's a bit of a hobo he never actually stays at my house proply. Recentley there has been an evil cat prowling round my house and the neighbourhood, this evil cat tries to beat Max up but I the great owner I'am won't let that happen if the evil cat is ever near the house I have a go at it to be honest its a bloody nusciance.

I know this all sounds pointless but I just wanted to share to the world my cats I'm gonna shut up now.

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First Day Blog

This is my first day blogging and its been an awsome day to be honest.

I officially love home made cookies I had 7 I ain't a pig I just love my food.

I'l tell you now I have wierd friends but i love them and I have never spent so long in subway but it wasn't bad I got to listen to Life House for the first time and they are pretty awsome.

I will tell you now never read the jokes on the subway wrapper there are basicly shite.

But it was wierd walking home for first time some lasses wolf whistled at me I was like what the hell but i was flatterd to think someone thinks I'm fit. lol :D

The Origins of Tonsil Stealing Gnomes

I'm sure you see gnomes in the garden everyday. But when you sleep their up an about, I know it sounds ridiculos but its true I have recorded several inncidents of tonsil stealing gnomes in the UK, I don't know if there are any abroad in the world but i'l look one day.

I bet you would like to know about one inncident I have recorded and im willing to tell you.

It was in the summer of last year, I was out in the garden enjoying the the later light hours when I noticed next doors garden gnome move, I took no notice and then it shot into the house I couldn't believe what I was seeing, I dismissed it as if I didn't see anyhting not wanting to make a situation of the gnome.

I awoke the next morning to learn the cat had lost its tonsils, I was shocked I went to look at the cat it was staring at the gnome, I went over to investigate. The gnome was grinning when it was usually a glum thing and on its shovel was a small amount of dried blood.

The cat no longer had a meow it was quite funny to be honest. But i felt sorry for the poor thing, I imediatley discarded the gnome smashing it with a brick. I found out that the gnome originated from Germany, they were apperently first created in the 1800's no one knew they were cursed by a magical squirrle, said squirrle cursed the gnomes because they raided the nuts from their home the Black Forest. The rest of Europe especially the British cottage owners took a liking to the gnomes, they spread through Europe like a dog with a rocket up its ass.

They then reeked havoc all over Europe there was a dreadful loss of tonsil's. The war is still on with the little blighters and information will be very appreciated.