Right yesterday was pretty awsome. I went to my mates house and honestly his house is amazing, quite a few of us went we were practising for our school talent show thing, it was ok but the best bit was the basement.
I know it sounds a bit wierd but it was fun, when your with all your mates just having a laugh ,there was even a Leprocaun there. To be honest with you I'm surprised someone didnt get seriously hurt because the dark, a small room and some prats would obviously lead to an accident but it didn't.
I hope he dosen't read this but my mates sister is amazingly hot.lol. Another good bit about yesterday was this dodgy playstation 2 game, I'l be honest with you game consoles do rarely entertain me these days but this was a pretty good game and it was hilarious, honestly seeing a ragdoll man being thrown miles out of a car window is hilarious even if it is on a TV.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
A Waste Day
I enjoy the half term like any sane teenager but some days bore the crap out of me, I live in a little village where there is nothing to do whatsoever. Yes you can go out and hang around with friends but where I live my friends are pretty much the opposite of me less savoury than normal people.
So when I'm not in town with my friends I can actually relate to, I sit at home doing nothing and I personally hate it. I call them 'Waste Days' they are when you basically just stay in the house doing nothing all day and it makes me feel pathetic, to be honest I enjoy keeping myself busy doing anything but recentley I have had nothing to do.
If you have any suggestions on something to do during the half term please say?
So when I'm not in town with my friends I can actually relate to, I sit at home doing nothing and I personally hate it. I call them 'Waste Days' they are when you basically just stay in the house doing nothing all day and it makes me feel pathetic, to be honest I enjoy keeping myself busy doing anything but recentley I have had nothing to do.
If you have any suggestions on something to do during the half term please say?
Monday, February 16, 2009
Cats
If you have ever had a cat you will know what wonderful and splendid creatures they are, apart from when they start ripping poor little innocent rodents and birds to pieces.
I personally love cats I have had many cats in my life so far but i have had two favourites. My first cat Lottie who was a beautiful creature that I adorded with all my heart and it killed me when I was forced to give her up.
My other cat I loved was Puppy I know a strange name for a cat but it was a godamm strange cat, I don't know if you have ever heard of a kind of cat called a rex they are nearly completely bald, barely any fur but she was beautiful. Me my family included all thought that Puppy wanted to be human she would open doors by jumping up and grabbing the door handle I personally thought it was hilarious .
But as with Lottie we had to get rid of Puppy I miss them both very much but life goes on. I have one cat left and hes called Max hes a nice cat as soft as a brush, but he's a bit of a hobo he never actually stays at my house proply. Recentley there has been an evil cat prowling round my house and the neighbourhood, this evil cat tries to beat Max up but I the great owner I'am won't let that happen if the evil cat is ever near the house I have a go at it to be honest its a bloody nusciance.
I know this all sounds pointless but I just wanted to share to the world my cats I'm gonna shut up now.
(please comment)
I personally love cats I have had many cats in my life so far but i have had two favourites. My first cat Lottie who was a beautiful creature that I adorded with all my heart and it killed me when I was forced to give her up.
My other cat I loved was Puppy I know a strange name for a cat but it was a godamm strange cat, I don't know if you have ever heard of a kind of cat called a rex they are nearly completely bald, barely any fur but she was beautiful. Me my family included all thought that Puppy wanted to be human she would open doors by jumping up and grabbing the door handle I personally thought it was hilarious .
But as with Lottie we had to get rid of Puppy I miss them both very much but life goes on. I have one cat left and hes called Max hes a nice cat as soft as a brush, but he's a bit of a hobo he never actually stays at my house proply. Recentley there has been an evil cat prowling round my house and the neighbourhood, this evil cat tries to beat Max up but I the great owner I'am won't let that happen if the evil cat is ever near the house I have a go at it to be honest its a bloody nusciance.
I know this all sounds pointless but I just wanted to share to the world my cats I'm gonna shut up now.
(please comment)
First Day Blog
This is my first day blogging and its been an awsome day to be honest.
I officially love home made cookies I had 7 I ain't a pig I just love my food.
I'l tell you now I have wierd friends but i love them and I have never spent so long in subway but it wasn't bad I got to listen to Life House for the first time and they are pretty awsome.
I will tell you now never read the jokes on the subway wrapper there are basicly shite.
But it was wierd walking home for first time some lasses wolf whistled at me I was like what the hell but i was flatterd to think someone thinks I'm fit. lol :D
I officially love home made cookies I had 7 I ain't a pig I just love my food.
I'l tell you now I have wierd friends but i love them and I have never spent so long in subway but it wasn't bad I got to listen to Life House for the first time and they are pretty awsome.
I will tell you now never read the jokes on the subway wrapper there are basicly shite.
But it was wierd walking home for first time some lasses wolf whistled at me I was like what the hell but i was flatterd to think someone thinks I'm fit. lol :D
The Origins of Tonsil Stealing Gnomes
I'm sure you see gnomes in the garden everyday. But when you sleep their up an about, I know it sounds ridiculos but its true I have recorded several inncidents of tonsil stealing gnomes in the UK, I don't know if there are any abroad in the world but i'l look one day.
I bet you would like to know about one inncident I have recorded and im willing to tell you.
It was in the summer of last year, I was out in the garden enjoying the the later light hours when I noticed next doors garden gnome move, I took no notice and then it shot into the house I couldn't believe what I was seeing, I dismissed it as if I didn't see anyhting not wanting to make a situation of the gnome.
I awoke the next morning to learn the cat had lost its tonsils, I was shocked I went to look at the cat it was staring at the gnome, I went over to investigate. The gnome was grinning when it was usually a glum thing and on its shovel was a small amount of dried blood.
The cat no longer had a meow it was quite funny to be honest. But i felt sorry for the poor thing, I imediatley discarded the gnome smashing it with a brick. I found out that the gnome originated from Germany, they were apperently first created in the 1800's no one knew they were cursed by a magical squirrle, said squirrle cursed the gnomes because they raided the nuts from their home the Black Forest. The rest of Europe especially the British cottage owners took a liking to the gnomes, they spread through Europe like a dog with a rocket up its ass.
They then reeked havoc all over Europe there was a dreadful loss of tonsil's. The war is still on with the little blighters and information will be very appreciated.
I bet you would like to know about one inncident I have recorded and im willing to tell you.
It was in the summer of last year, I was out in the garden enjoying the the later light hours when I noticed next doors garden gnome move, I took no notice and then it shot into the house I couldn't believe what I was seeing, I dismissed it as if I didn't see anyhting not wanting to make a situation of the gnome.
I awoke the next morning to learn the cat had lost its tonsils, I was shocked I went to look at the cat it was staring at the gnome, I went over to investigate. The gnome was grinning when it was usually a glum thing and on its shovel was a small amount of dried blood.
The cat no longer had a meow it was quite funny to be honest. But i felt sorry for the poor thing, I imediatley discarded the gnome smashing it with a brick. I found out that the gnome originated from Germany, they were apperently first created in the 1800's no one knew they were cursed by a magical squirrle, said squirrle cursed the gnomes because they raided the nuts from their home the Black Forest. The rest of Europe especially the British cottage owners took a liking to the gnomes, they spread through Europe like a dog with a rocket up its ass.
They then reeked havoc all over Europe there was a dreadful loss of tonsil's. The war is still on with the little blighters and information will be very appreciated.
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